How did Apple’s advertising slogan go again:

“If you don’t have an iPhone then you don’t have an iPhone” - yes exactly, fu you Apple. What is the new slogan? “If you want an iPhone you won’t get an iPhone” or what?

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@Quarkie
😂😂😂👍

@FloL
Again, I find such vague statements. We also know from this forum that a load of Plus models was already sent out this week😄

@Roburoh
When I canceled my reservation, I think she was happy too😂✌️️ They’re probably getting fed up, you only notice when they lose weight😄

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I’m now convinced that the iPhone 7 doesn’t even exist. It is clearly a conspiracy by Apple with all telecommunications providers and electronics retailers to drive humanity crazy and plunge it into chaos.

Even in this forum there are bots (see the evil @Quitschentli or the sneaky @jarhead) that want to tell us that there is an iPhone in the Apple Store (There are no Apple Stores!!). would give 7. Don’t believe you! Stick with your iPhone 6 and don’t be blinded by the alleged 4x LED flash of the alleged iPhone 7 Plus with the alleged double camera (double camera haha, who believes something like that??)

So, the man in the white coat says I have to break up. DON’T BE FOOLED!!!

Your liberator, one and only, best of the best, Quarkie

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@Quarkie

So the evil bot @jarhead was in the Apple Store at one o’clock because he got a JetBlack Iphone 7 Plus 256gb, then he quickly drove to @Wembley23, (a little trip around the world for a man from Aargau) has swapped his iPhones and is now at home and has his long-awaited iPhone 7 Plus Black 256gb

I’ll put it on now and continue to follow the hottest forum!!!!

By the way, a huge thanks to @Wembley23 who organized the whole exchange event so quickly while on vacation in Rio! in just a few minutes! really awesome!!!!!!!

Likes are needed!

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@Quarkie
Yes, yes, we evil, evil people 😄 You go back into your straitjacket 😄
Joking aside, you will still receive it too 😄

@jarhead
Wow, did that work so quickly? It’s crazy!

Tell me, don’t you all actually have a job so that you can travel around in world history like that?? 😄 😄

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